Too little too late

While I wasn't able to watch the Man U v. Liverpool match today here are some of my takeaways...

1. While Vidic is probably the best center back in the world, he can't compose himself against the Reds...there is no excuse for two red cards in two games against Gerrard and company
   
2. I'm excited the race for the title has tightened...if they aren't going to go undefeated I want it to go down to the last game or two of the season
3. Nevertheless, Man U will still take the title...sorry Liverpool fans

Here is a video that captures my thoughts...techno version of course (would you expect anything else from me?)

Hobotron deserves a melee

Instead of going out clubbing or drinking like most 20-somethings do on Friday nights, me and 11 other friends/colleagues went laser tagging. This was only my second time and I had something to prove. Let's just cut to the chase...laser tag is not my game. Dominating our opponents in aggressiveness and stature we managed to underachieve like J-Will, getting owned by the guns of twelve year old psychos and 30 year old virgins. Below is a picture of one of my score cards. What stands out is my score....5890. To put this in context, it placed first on my team...to put that in context it was almost 14,000 points lower than Hobotron (look down at the Green team).














Just try to imagine what Hobotron looks like...if you guessed a 6'2'' douche bag with acne you would be correct. Is it that obvious I am bitter? I think I am too competitive for games I'm not good at.

New motivation

From what I have read in countless articles, one of the most important and most overlooked steps to achieving your desired fitness goals is self visualization. While this must occur while you are lifting weights, it also helps to have a desired "finish" in mind. Here is my finish line...

Nike's " Show Your Five"

"Rusty Cunt Bucket!" - Ari Gold

These are my favorite television characters of all time...what are yours?

"Good stuff Bobby, nice moves, that was hot"

One of my favorite scenes from Grandma's Boy...
"New high score...what does that mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?"

Kraak & Smaak - Squeeze Me

It's nice to see an original and creative music video...