IJustine? Nope...just a fat head and a white skirt

Every time I’ve flown across the country I run into someone I know…this time not so much. I did sit next to two interesting people who I would describe as such (sorry for no hidden camera shots):

1. A slutty version of IJustine…she was wearing a white skirt that didn’t leave much to the imagination…if she was going to Vegas I might not think twice about it but I didn’t see her at the gate (it was next to mine). The picture is of the real IJustine...

2. The guy next to me looked like a caricature…massive head and tiny body.