IJustine? Nope...just a fat head and a white skirt

Every time I’ve flown across the country I run into someone I know…this time not so much. I did sit next to two interesting people who I would describe as such (sorry for no hidden camera shots):

1. A slutty version of IJustine…she was wearing a white skirt that didn’t leave much to the imagination…if she was going to Vegas I might not think twice about it but I didn’t see her at the gate (it was next to mine). The picture is of the real IJustine...

2. The guy next to me looked like a caricature…massive head and tiny body.

How to Survive a Plane Crash

Today I’m flying home to Boston to visit my family so naturally my adventure starts in the Portland airport…no surprise there. What added spice to the adventure right away was a dream I had earlier in the week about this very day traveling from PDX to SFO.

The dream began like many (me thinking about a real event taking place in the future) but became a bit more real after what transpired. As we approached SFO, the pilot notified the passengers that a space shuttle crash had devastated the landing pad and we would be forced to complete an emergency landing on a nearby highway. As he avoids the wreckage he nearly clips two flagpoles but manages to get the plane under control just in time to line up a straight strip of highway. Fearing the worst and always aspiring to be a hero (it is my dream after all) I went to the front of the plane and deployed one of the exit doors. As we were about to touchdown on the highway I jumped out and barrel rolled to safety on the cement…others followed. As it turned out the plane landed safely but couldn't stop in time to avoid hitting a tanker truck that was stopped on the highway…end of story, I win.

Back to reality…now it actually gets somewhat crazy. On the MAX ride to the airport I have my choice of seat…I pick one at random. During the hour commute I find myself inspecting random parts of the MAX, looking at what other patrons are wearing (without making awkward eye contact) and trying to fall asleep without my head sporadically bobbing up and down. In doing so I realize that there is something carved in the window directly behind me…in bold words it says FATAL. I had joked with co-workers about my dream being prophetic but WTF…that’s a bit weird. As I board my plane the captain comes on saying that SFO is experiencing high winds and so he expects heavy turbulence upon landing. I have always wanted to see the future but maybe this isn’t the best time to start.

As you may have guessed I survived the flight but the landing was a bit shady. As we touched down the back wheels hit very hard and the nose stayed in the air for 10 seconds as we wiggled along the runway. So much for being a prophecy…maybe my red eye flight to BOS will provide some new dreams to dissect…Nyquil does tend to make my mind wonder.

I recently stumbled across the article "How to Survive a Plane Crash" in case this dream does become a reality.

Celebrating 25 years with Jordan

Today I was lucky enough to be in the presence of Michael Jordan, one of the greatest athletes of all time and without a doubt a global icon for sport and competition. Before I entered the auditorium I knew today was going to be one of those days I’ll remember for the rest of my life. Campus was buzzing for the first time since the massive layoffs that devastated our corporate utopia and people were looking for a glimmer of hope for the future…there couldn’t have been a better guest to do just that.

Employees began lining up 3 hours before the event and it was miracle I was not only able to get into the auditorium but 3 rows from “Black Cat” himself…props to D Kels. The event was funny (Charlie Murphy), insightful (Phil Knight), uplifting and inspiring (MJ).
Jordan might be the first person I’ve seen first hand who commands the room with a presence that lets you know he’s badass without him saying a single word. He was composed, articulate, and passionate…everything you look for in an idol.

One of the many things he said that was pertinent to my life at this moment was the following (far from verbatim but something like this):

“Everyone has doubters in their lives…if you aspire to be great you have to recognize but ignore them”

What a memorable day and a great way to jump-start my career at Nike.

Nice 'Tache...haha

"I just like to take a big brand, put it my back, give them a little piggy back ride for a while...see how good they can be."

The guy is a stud...

Lovin Steve Nash

I already think Nash is a great player (even though he is Canadian) but these commercials elevate him to a whole new level...





Still trying to find a good link for his commercial with the banana at VW HQ...stay tuned.

Sonic Commercials...better than some TV shows (Chuck)

Here are some of my favorite Sonic commercials:





I have never actually seen the mustache spot on television but it's hillarious...of course "tot rejection" makes the cut..."don't you bring that weak tot action!"

Searching for these enjoyable "shorts" led me to find a plethora of homemade Sonic commercials which prove that the ad agency behind our favorite Sonic friends are absolutely genius. Not only do people turn up the volume when they come on, they go out there and re-market the chain for free...brilliant.

Here is a funny response from the Sonic guys...stay tuned for a homemade spot:

Project Look-a-Like

One of the perks of my job is the ability to see a majority of the corporate workforce on a daily basis...this not only allows great networking but the means to pursue my pet project...Project Look-a-Like.

While I won't post any pictures of my co-workers, so far I have found mirror images of Gary Busey, Devin Sawa, Edna Mode (from the Incredibles) and the brown haired guy from Reno 911. Recently I came across my first celebrity/celebrity look-a-like...see for yourself:

Robert Pattinson v. CT from the Real World












Lastly, Katie always gets told she looks like Uma Thurman...you be the judge:












Do you know anyone that looks like a celebrity? Let's see what kind of list we can come up with...leave a comment.